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Tommy

yo you heard of tommy? that nigga a god wtf
by gamingwithdiscordian123 July 6, 2022
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Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024
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Isabelle and Tommy

They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.
Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!
by F33t 3at3r June 26, 2022
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Tommy

Tommy is a nice, sweet loving and caring boy. he will look out for you and love you for all the time you have together. He can be shy at times and not know how to act around others, but if hes with someone he truly trusts, he shows who he really is. Hes everything positive a person can be. Good looking, loyal, kind, caring, loving. If u ever get him, dont loose him. Ever.
"OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU!"
*looks behind themself*
"BRO ITS TOMMY!!"
by suckyourrmarjjj November 3, 2021
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Tommy

Usually very handsome very mexican associated with some great men like Jesus, Adolf, putin the leader of russia, the leader of Isreal, vector, Batman, Christian bale, dababy, Johnny sins, Peter Parker, chico, Remy (cus he onb cooks), Rasputin. Usually not very good looking but he's a comedian so shi goes good wit the girls known to have the pete davidson effect he pulls occasionally mostly older girls friends wit patrizio steals cars frome harmons and Macy's and target and at Walmart only once... twice actually a formula 1 car and a rc car from fast and furious works out not very often and eats beans.
Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"

Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"

Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"

"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"

Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
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Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.
by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024
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Vommy Tommy

When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.
Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."
by Biocrystals March 23, 2024
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