by LickingRyanRoss April 8, 2025

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"
i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"
i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022

person a (izzy): MARIA IS MY LOVERRRRRRRR
person b: you mean MATIA ROSS???? youve been in love with her for literally forever
person b: you mean MATIA ROSS???? youve been in love with her for literally forever
by izzyisfreakingbusystfu June 24, 2022

The sexiest person you'll ever see. The moment you lay your eyes on him you can't look away. He's perfect in every way
by Not me March 15, 2015

A guy that has curly hair, Snakes, and a sense of humor. He most likely will be a teacher when he grows up.
by thefrydeath May 21, 2019

by The Ink Man April 19, 2024
