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mo' to' po'

motorcycle cops; the assholes who get you for running red lights
fuck tha mo' to' po'
by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003
mugGet the mo' to' po'mug.

faux-mo

NOUN: A heterosexual male that embraces a tidy appearance in both grooming and attire.
Former contestants of the reality T.V. show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" are faux-mo's.
by Nick Colorado February 28, 2010
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Amanda Mo

by 428745401852452 September 9, 2012
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faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.
"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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faux-mo

A straight man who has the behaviors and characteristics similar to a gay man. This individual is extremely flamboyant to the point that everyone assumes he is homosexual, even if they have never actually seen the individual engage in homosexual acts. No one knows whether the kid's pretending or not.
Lucy's dating Tim? I thought he was gay!!! He is such a faux-mo!!
by Confused bystander October 21, 2010
mugGet the faux-momug.

no h-mo

Basically a shortened version of(no homo) meaning that what you just said to your friend was gay as shit, but you yourself are not gay.
Example: hey Jon, remember that time when I put my balls on your chin? No h-mo but I enjoyed every minute of it.
by 2bigballs April 13, 2014
mugGet the no h-momug.

mo job

The act of use using your moustache mo to give a partner pleasure or excitement. It can involve tickling their cheek or neck, or thigh, or belly, etc. It is not always sexual, but usually is.
Whenever my girlfriend starts giving me an attitude, I give her a good mo job and she starts seeing things my way.
by monkey40 November 8, 2011
mugGet the mo jobmug.

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