Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Hooker

Niggas in my ass want some of my glass

I don't want hookers

by I'm gay 445 April 14, 2022

Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

Hooker

If you don’t know what this is . . .

Ask your mother

‘What’s a hooker mom’
‘You’re looking at one, son’

by JHerald800 August 24, 2022

Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

Hooker holler

The manner in which to pick up hookers using the holler "yee-yee"

Bro #1: yo is that a hooker walking over there?
Bro #2: yeah give her a hooker holler.
Bro #1: yee-yee
Bro #2: yeah here she comes.

by Phatkiddpk May 6, 2022