Coon

Wide vaginal otherwise 360 pussy

That girl is such a coon she went with the whole football squad

by YO MOMS TWOT June 9, 2018

Coon Powers

Extreme abilites to perform unordinary tasks that only black people have

Jermaines coon powers were relly kicking in during the race.

by almigtytankson October 16, 2016

Coon

A person who is ignorant.

You are unaware of systemic racism, therefore you are a coon.

by kydeelou May 8, 2021

Coon

The word Coon is commonly used to tell someone that he/she is a nasty raccoon, or an fattass ,a filthy thief or you could use it to censor the word cunt.

(Person A drops hotpocket and eats it any way) person B : u are such a fucking nasty ass sheit eating Coon.b

by Memeredeem June 3, 2018

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Coon

a racial slur for a raccoon

The damn coon got into my trash again last night.

by johnnyree May 7, 2020

Coon

Short for racoon or Maine coon cat.

Hey look at that fat coon!

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019