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Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
mugGet the Pussy Weaselmug.

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
mugGet the German Weasel Flumug.

Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
mugGet the Hot Weaselmug.

Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011
mugGet the Pour the sauce on the weaselmug.

Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
mugGet the Shit weaselmug.

weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
mugGet the weaselmug.

Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.
You are such an ass weasel, Karen.
by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017
mugGet the Ass weaselmug.

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