The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

squid game

just silly little games...with your silly little life.
oh theres also a lot of dying...gore...stuff...more stuff...and violence...HOORAY!!!
a lot.
if u win u get moneys and moneys = good

person 1 - HEY ARE YOU...10 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT?!?!?
person 2 - uh yeah.
person 1 - THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SQUID GAMES!!!

by sn ivy July 27, 2025

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025

Squid games

Deadly challenges for 45.5. Billion dollars

I want to play the squid games

by BigBoyBen96 August 2, 2025

Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.

He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.

by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025