Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride

OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!

by JimmmyD January 1, 2009

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Russian Button

Butthole with hemorrhoids.

I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic

by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021

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Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

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Russian superman

To cum in a girls face a
With arms on your hips yelling nasdrovia

So I yeah i finished her off with a russian superman

by Frank55666677777 October 13, 2017

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Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.

Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.

by JAZ AMP September 3, 2016

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