Ja Rule

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

The Golden Rule

It's OK when two men participates in a three-way with only one women.

Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together

Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.

by Turak October 27, 2011

Rule 80

"If it's gonna be hot, you don't need a jacket"

Guy 1 : "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot !"
Girl 1 : "Then I don't need a jacket"
Guy 1 "Yeah, pretty obvious...have you heard of the rule 80 ?"

by Liatnoo-Cretsim May 24, 2009

Rule 34

If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.

I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*

by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008

rule 34

"There is porn of it. No exceptions."
True for any movie, game, character, etc. that you can think of, and some you can't.

/r/ rule 34 for calvin and hobbes

by Staurn August 30, 2008

JA RULE

Fag wanna be 2pac

look at those ja rules mackin

by Ak Sprayer July 14, 2003

the elbow rule

The rule stating that unless you can put your arms around a girl, hug her, and are able to tougch your own elbows, the girl is to be discarded and a new one should be found.

Freinds of drunk freinds should learn to apply this rule when drunk vision makes the drunk freind envision the unworthy girl who is 50 pounds less than she is.

and of course use common sense too. if you are apporaching midget size, vida guerrera wouldn't fit so midgets can use the finger rule. And Yao ming's can use the bicep rule.

p.s. if the girl is a hog beast then the rule no longer applies and for your dignities sake you should find another girl.

After careful examination of the elbow rule i realized that wendy, whom i had been going out with for 2 years, did not apply as a good candidate and therefore, it was imperative to dump her on the spot with no reason why.

by D-man12 November 17, 2007