Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 4, 2023

boosh pool

or pool of bullshit, when someone lies more then once in one conversation

Guy 1: I'm going to tell her I have a job, a car, and my own place.

Guy 2: You better hope she doesn't find out your boosh pooling her.

by Brick19 July 11, 2011

Pool frys

Wet damp snack ate while your feet are in the pool, very embarrassing.

“Whats this fool talking about?”
“Idk bros off the pool frys”

by Nosewet December 3, 2021

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Ollie Poole

The man that everyone wants to be. He doesn’t want to make any enemies. It wasn’t the nicest thing to say. Run away from him. The man that’s been listed several times. He is a lister.

Ollie poole

by Shakanzbs March 24, 2021

Tavian Poole

a stupid cunt! he cheats on quizzes

you: you're being a Tavian Poole right now!!
me: EW THATS SO MEAN!

by Emma Romane January 7, 2023

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023