"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
Get the Poking The Bearmug. Xavier, I'm going to eat your poke.
by anonymous March 20, 2024
Get the Pokemug. A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.
"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"
by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018
Get the Game of pokemug. by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021
Get the Poking a Marshmallowmug. Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016
Get the Denim Pokemug. Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.
Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
Get the Shit Pokingmug. by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019
Get the Rear naked pokemug.