Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
by Midget slinger July 02, 2017
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
by Sex slang sabotagery May 01, 2016
Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
by Sylvester Hilda August 26, 2021
An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 08, 2021
"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"
" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"
" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
by Bitchole69 April 07, 2019
This is informal terminology used to describe a female vagina children often use it as a more appropriate label for there genitalia it can also be used as a insult eg.
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 03, 2022