The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 25, 2011
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
by Fap Monster !! November 23, 2021
An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
The sudden urge to masturbate...
by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013
When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018
by Master of Disaster 64 June 29, 2019
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019