Earth

A blue planet with angry people on it

Joe: Earth if Fucked Bob: IKR first ww3 and then corona virus

by The licensed meme dealer February 3, 2020

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

Earth

The third planet from our solar system; our home planet.

I love earth!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth!

Paradox

Damn Paradox do beautiful he really " The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth! "

by Rich Hippy July 30, 2022