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Chinease torture test

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.
Alex likes the Chinease torture test.
by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003
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Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.
by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004
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crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.
those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.
by Mr.bud August 9, 2006
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crash test dummy

Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.
“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”
by Mazdog May 1, 2019
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Book Test

When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
Book Test: When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
by Love the cans March 4, 2009
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Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones
I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!
by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009
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arm test

The premier method to determine whether a woman is a chubster or a non-chubster.

Look at the upper-arm and determine if there is excess skin/flab/meat between the bicep and shoulder - if there is excess skin/meat/flab and she is not a body builder, then she is a chubster.

It was created as a result of women becoming social media sorcerers in that they can mask any and all fat.
"This girl on Tinder is doing that skinny arm trick, I can't tell if she's a McFatty." "Apply the arm test, bro."
by likeschubsters January 7, 2014
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