Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

tablen

it means leg

he has a large tablen

by spacedude April 7, 2022

Table278

Its my youtube name

Table278 has 69 subs

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019

bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019

Hajalak Tablowme

-A big brain comeback.

Person 1: "Hey have you met my indian friend?"
Person 2: "No, who?"
Person 1: "Hajalak Tablowme?"

by Erec Shawn123 December 3, 2019

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.

by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020