Every guy may have his specific girl-next-door prototype, but in general, she's the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal.
She's (in your mind at least) untrodden ground; unspoiled by other men and so sweet-natured it almost frightens you to think of her in explicit sexual situations. Almost. Here's another example: Picture your sister's best friend from when you were kids. In your mind she'll always be that 10-year-old cutie who played with you in the park. Only, when you catch up with her 10 years later, she's still a cutie, but all grown up and someone you can trust and connect with on so many new levels. The intrigue grows.
Similarly, she could be a friend's cousin whom you met at family occasions over the years. Or even a new employee at work who is shy and unassuming, but still gives you that "she seems so nice, I'd love to talk to her" feeling.
She's (in your mind at least) untrodden ground; unspoiled by other men and so sweet-natured it almost frightens you to think of her in explicit sexual situations. Almost. Here's another example: Picture your sister's best friend from when you were kids. In your mind she'll always be that 10-year-old cutie who played with you in the park. Only, when you catch up with her 10 years later, she's still a cutie, but all grown up and someone you can trust and connect with on so many new levels. The intrigue grows.
Similarly, she could be a friend's cousin whom you met at family occasions over the years. Or even a new employee at work who is shy and unassuming, but still gives you that "she seems so nice, I'd love to talk to her" feeling.
by Ask Men February 26, 2005
Get the girl next doormug. A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.
A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
by The Spike February 22, 2007
Get the bash the back doors inmug. the man that some ones wife is seein on the side. usualy came to the back door to avoid any other house wives seein him.
by jojo the flying monkey January 5, 2004
Get the back door manmug. When someone sticks a finger in their partners ass and pulls out a small chunk of poo then puts it in their mouth like chewing tobacco
by Dita Von Dahmer February 7, 2018
Get the back door redneckmug. Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".
by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017
Get the knocking on heavens doormug. shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.
by rumii May 2, 2018
Get the shut the fridge doormug. You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014
Get the Mississippi Door Matmug.