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Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short
Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast
by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016
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Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.
by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016
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Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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strokest

Someone that stokes THE penis till explosion!!!
Seth Moore is an a strokest
by Thix July 26, 2017
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Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.
Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017
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Stoked

A word made up by zakk, not Heidi, used to describe a feeling of great happiness
Zakk was so stoked he got to see such a beautiful girl last night.
by 123456789joe December 17, 2017
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