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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass
Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?
by Spatwu May 27, 2024
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Storm-trooper aim

Mentioned recently in a penguinz0 video about a police going nuts and shooting his own car, stormtrooper aim means having really bad aim, usually meaning with a gun, as seen commonly in Star wars movies
I was in an aim class, and this guy next to me had total storm-trooper aim, he failed ever single shot!
by DunceHub February 15, 2024
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storm flopping

When a college basketball or football player of an opposing team "flops" and acts hurt by the home team's fans storming the court or field after a big win. This is usually followed up by studio talking heads offering self-righteous after-the-fact diatribes on the evils of court storming while their own network uses court-storming content to hype their own programming.
The drama queens at ESPN are out here whining about a player getting hurt when the crowd stormed the court, but clearly the dude was storm flopping. Get a grip.
by anonymous February 24, 2024
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Storm Dink

Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...

He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.

His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
by Prof. Doc. Doc. Slutter March 1, 2024
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Agent of the Storm

30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."
by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 20, 2022
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