Storm..cosplays

A Dimentio Kinnie with a thing for jesters who thinks that I, a Count Bleck kinnie, am into Ed Sheeran. I’m not into Ed Sheeran.
When will Storm..cosplays stop saying I’m into Ed Sheeran when he’s into a precure villain?
by Eanaro June 25, 2021
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Storm..cosplays

1. A really cool guy who caused it always to be clown time
2. Someone who thinks I can not jinx stuff, like loosing his eyeliner but finding his wigcap
"Hey go follow Storm..cosplays because if you do you know it is always clown time"
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Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 10, 2021
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Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.
Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"
by Cucha February 05, 2010
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Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.
Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.
by Colin Pattullo November 03, 2006
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Agent of the Storm

30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."
by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 21, 2022
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Metal Storm

MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME THEN ASSHOLE!
Hym "WHAT THE FUCK!? METAL STORM IS A FRONT MISSION-ESQUE TBS GAME AND SQUARE ENIX IS SUING THEM!? YOU HAVEN'T MADE A FRONT MISSION GAME SINCE PLAYSTATION 2!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR IT FOR 10 YEARS! SQUARE! PLEASE! EITHER MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE WORSE THEN UFC FIGHTERS WHO WIN THE BELT AND GO ON VACTION FOR YEARS! LIKE CONNOR MCGREGOR! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS! VACATE THE BELT ALREADY! DAMN! I'M BUYING IT NOW! I'M BUYING METAL STORM NOW!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
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