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John Kerry status 

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
John Kerry status by pfidr34 August 29, 2006
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Donk Status 

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.
"Dude that was fucking donk status."
Donk Status by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

meatball status 

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.
"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

Kbarron Status 

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"
Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status
Kbarron Status by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011

Surgery Status 

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.
"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."
relay status by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012

Beached Whale Status 

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now