Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

Spaghetti Bitch

1. An Italian -American hooker living in New York, more specifically in the Bronx region, during the 1960's, with her workplace coincidentally being located near a Italian food restaurant joint owned by a Cosa Nostra mobster, who most of thr times, tends ti be her pimp.

2. An abstract, nonsensical phrase. It can be used to replace basically any possible word.

"Man, yesterday I went to a spaghetti bitch who had the tightest pussy. To bad her pimp started bugging me when I left."

"Spaghetti bitch, man."

by Humble Jeremiah May 16, 2020

Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.

Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch

by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022

Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.

“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged”

by beespiders January 07, 2019

Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.

Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.

by Haynick August 08, 2018

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 09, 2021