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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask
Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!
by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020
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by meharisslow April 1, 2022
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Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.
Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.
by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019
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Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.
"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"
by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017
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Slow Blow

A slow blow job that involves ice in the mouth.
Yoooo my girl just a slow blow and it made my dick feel like it was in an ice bath.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen July 8, 2019
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