slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 3, 2023

SLOW

The walker that tags the city with his alias. The SLOW.

I saw slow tagged at the Marta station.

by Floppey tripod January 3, 2023

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Slow

Shanyra Itavia Person

Do you think im slow ? Yes i do think you are Shanyra

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023

Slow as Fukk

Shanrya Itavia Person

Yes you are the definition on slow as fukk

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023