SIMON'D

When your courting game consists exclusively of annoying amounts of social media spamming and trying to guilt trip girls into "friend sleepovers" while acknowledging you are in the friend zone and not caring how desperate you are starting to look.

PERSON 1. "Did you hear that Kelly had to turn her phone off the notification spam got soo bad, now hes bought her tickets to dinner and a show....and is using it as leverage to try get her to sleep over?"

PERSON 2. "Shit man, shes getting proper simon'd....RIP"

by Morphiend June 14, 2017

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Simon

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team

Someone who chases letters

Someone who wants to add letter

Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one

by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017

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Simone

Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her

"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"

by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017

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Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

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