shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.

Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

by VanD Cape January 10, 2020

The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'

Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.

by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

by Bigboidave June 13, 2015

Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.

Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!

by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010