Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex is where u put your penis in a pussy and move back and forth then when your done tie her up piss on her and throw her in the closet and say "NEXT!"
by Suckmydick420666 February 17, 2020

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

by Fork_Jay February 4, 2021

by BiG PP MASTER March 21, 2021

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much
they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina
they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina
last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had
by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020
