The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015

blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.

Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...

by 0n556 February 8, 2017

low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty

(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.

by ajain983 April 30, 2021

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch

eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005