The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.
Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.
Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.
by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
by Razzhead January 11, 2008

Ok, so this is how you rate people
1 is really ugly, like Star-nosed Moles would be scared of them
10 is really hot, like Pamela Anderson, but 10x hotter
1 is really ugly, like Star-nosed Moles would be scared of them
10 is really hot, like Pamela Anderson, but 10x hotter
"Bro! She's definitely a 10!"
"All that make-up is covering her skin irritation, she also has loads of pimples, so you can go and get sucked off by her, but for me, she's a 1"
da scale of attractiveness
"All that make-up is covering her skin irritation, she also has loads of pimples, so you can go and get sucked off by her, but for me, she's a 1"
da scale of attractiveness
by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME September 3, 2016

A range of numbers used to accurately describe the attractiveness of a female.
The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.
The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.
yo did you see barissa? god shes ugly, defintiely a 2. But did you Amanda? Damn! shes so hot. Totally a 10. using this 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale i can now tell all my friends who the thicc hoes be!
by wassupfam August 31, 2016

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.
Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)
10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers
Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)
10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers
by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018
