rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye

Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles

by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Rusty Elliot

When the giver sticks their finger in the receivers butt hole and then sticks their finger in the receivers mouth.

" dude! I went straight ham last night and gave my lady a Rusty Elliot!"
-Dalton

by Big fucker May 23, 2013

Rusty Livings

Rusty Livings is an american professional wrestler. He can be seen on both Idaho's wrest club and utah's Devotion championship wrestling. Rusty is the modern Outlaw, the guy that everyone believes in but will still do whatever it takes to come out victorious. A man that can take an unbelievable amount of punishment and still make you believe that the smaller man, the under dog, still has a chance in the fight. He knows how to use his entire body as a weapon, but be careful because when The Outlaw see's what he wants. . .he's going to take it! Side note. Do not under any circumstances go into the bathroom or be in the same building after this man takes a shit. The smell from a skunk would run if fear compared to the noxus fumes of a hog log dropped by Rusty livings

Rusty Livings is an Idaho hero

by Dcw fan November 16, 2022