After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.
Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot
by Iron Madein September 13, 2007
by MCMfanChris January 20, 2022
Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.
by TheLetsGetItGuy January 29, 2017
Give me a rusty rubberneck
by quacker207 March 06, 2011
When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
by Dirty Fish Facts November 06, 2020
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The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.
by V8HAHA November 10, 2015