The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
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Get the Roman mug.A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole
Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER
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Speaker one: Hey Speaker two, did you hear that Person one kissed person two on the lips?
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
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