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republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
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republican

people whose opinions don’t matter and probably still live with there mom. someone who doesn’t believe in science or global warming or believes that there isn’t a pandemic killings thousands of people
person 1: my son just came out as gay!
person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.

person1: you’re such a republican ugh.
by i have all the facts April 1, 2022
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
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Republican

A member of the Republican party. A person who values individual liberty and thusly is in favor of smaller government and fewer regulations upon small businesses. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans do not support "tax cuts for the rich". Rather, they support lower taxes for all. Republicans believe that an unborn person should not be murdered just because he/she is an inconvenience to the mother and father. Republicans are open-minded free-thinking people who wish to create incentives to work, rather than incentives to collect free money while not working. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans are not racist, sexist, or homophobic. Republicans gladly welcome people of any race, sex, color, sexual orientation, religion, or other identifying factor, into the Republican party.
Fact: Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, abolished slavery in the USA.
Fact: Republicans voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 while the Democrats voted against it.

Democrats hate these facts, but they are 100% true and Republicans of today remain anti-slavery and pro civil rights.

Republicans are people that convey their thoughts and ideas with intelligence have no need to resort to insults and name-calling. Republicans are most often very nice people. Try actually talking to one in a civilized manner and you may be pleasantly surprised.
She is a Republican and supports liberty rather than oppression.
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Social republicans

People who kill Indians and then suck them off and then spit on their mother’s grave
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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Pelosi Republican

An elected Republican who honors their oath to defend the Constitution by to be willing to investigate a domestic terrorist attack on the Constitutional process of counting the electoral ballots.
Rep. Liz Cheney and Rep. Adam Kinzinger agreed to serve on the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol, and were labeled "Pelosi republicans" by Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.
by ILres July 29, 2021
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