ptote syndrome

When you have a disease called ptote syndrome which causes you to restate the elements on the periodic table over and over without your knowledge of you doing it hence the name which stands for periodic table of the elements (p.t.o.t.e) this is a very severe disease caused by having to memorize it for a school project that you get a D- on

That guy jerry has ptote syndrome

by Joeym296 June 12, 2020

Ptard

Someone who primarly thinks with their penis, acting impulsively on the things they lust for. Often making clumsy or unhealthy choices in a blinded state of hormonal ecstasy.

"These ptards keep tagging images of women as huge breasted when they are clearly A-Cups".
"That ptard John won't leave the bathroom he has probably been watching porn the whole time".
"Look at that coomer over there, he is practically a ptard at this point spending all of his money on egirls and what not".

by WudoTCW September 11, 2020

PTSD

PTSD is a mental disorder that makes u have flashbacks and nightmares of a terrifying accident.

Erik got PTSD after he tried to make noodle wok.

“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
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Noodle flashback intensity’s

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Curaq-Shim-Ptro

To dissapear/dissolve into another world

And that man did Curaq-Shim-Ptro as he walked into his lab.

by Evanescence are cool August 23, 2003

curaq-shim-ptro

The disintigration of another world or dimension.

curaq-shim-ptro was the reason for the disappearence.

by X-Calibur August 28, 2003

P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008

P/T lesbians

Two above average attractive and athletic girls who are normally hetro, decide to hook up on a part-time basis; no long term commitment is involved and it's usually done for the benefit of a charming male friend.

Man, I wish those fit as fuck girls I run with on the weekends were P/T lesbians.

by TheSpecs June 8, 2016