Madison Provost

A hot silf with a booty that everyone wants a piece of. It even has girls turning to look at that scrumptious vanilla cake. That ain’t no ordinary piece of cake. That shit is the whole fucking bakery fuck nigga dick taint shit fart cum on my butthole and eat out my fucking bajooner woman are fags and need to be in the kitchen nigga dick cheese taint fart

Madison Provost gave me 60 foopages on gma slicer.

by Mcfoebapcap April 10, 2020

Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

The providence twister

The providence twister is when you wrap your legs around a girl, twist your dick up, and cum. When you cum, it sprays out in a twister way. Of course its from rhode island

"Yo Johnny i used the providence twister on that slut Sally!"

"Dude. Thats my sister..."
"Dude i know, were brothers.."

by joemama12345433467654567654345 November 7, 2020

no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !

+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is

by wishmewonder November 9, 2020

DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.

Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real

by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020