Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 6, 2016

Prematurely Emojulate

The act of accidentally adding emoji's mid-sentence in a text.

"Hey sexy, ho😉w you doin?"
"Did you just prematurely emojulate?"

by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.

Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"

by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

premedicognitive

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017