Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

cupid position

The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.

He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)

by Eve_Fox October 2, 2017

Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Positive feedback

Sucking each others dicks and saying nothing but nice things about each other.

You're just so huge, I I will pay 10 dollars too many for that even though I know it's a stupid thing to do why because I am so attracted to you, that's why.

Fuck positive feedback.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Positively Macking It

Very intensely making out, really going to town on each other's mouths

P1: Did you hear about Joseph and Suzie yesterday?
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack

by theTusken_clanker December 29, 2020

Cheech or Chong position

Noun

1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.

2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt

"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014