The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Someone that thinks a team wants to be like another team because the other team has the better record. Nobody likes to lose, but would you rather lose as you or win as somebody else? It doesn't take any honor to win.
If you're not fighting as you, what's the point of being undefeated? People wouldn't allow their team to lose without a fight, but before they wouldn't let them lose, they wouldn't let them become a poser team. They would rather their team be losers or underachievers who were themselves than to be overachievers who were somebody else, even if it seemed stupid to everybody else.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
Get the Poser mug.The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.
She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.
Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.
Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021
Get the Poser mug.noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
Get the lollapa-poser mug.The incorrect spelling for the word "Poseur". But if you must know, a poser is
pos·er pṓzər
(plural pos·ers)
(n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art.
Look it up.
Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is
po·seur pō zúr
(plural po·seurs)
(n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way
I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.
pos·er pṓzər
(plural pos·ers)
(n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art.
Look it up.
Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is
po·seur pō zúr
(plural po·seurs)
(n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way
I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.
by Nerdfighter Ninja February 21, 2011
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