Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024

Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.

"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."

by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024

hossi pets

the act of giving the hossi pets.

hossi is my cat.

man, those were some phenomenal hossi pets

by cosmorama December 17, 2024

Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."

Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.

by JakeR22 January 8, 2025

Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

Pet Tooth

When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.

A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.

by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025

Petting a road dog

The act of riding your motorcycle up next to a tractor trailer and sliding your hand down the side.

Dude we were doin 80 and steve kept petting a road dog everytime we came up to one.

by Doc0413 October 13, 2025