Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017

media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 7, 2014

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016

pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022

pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!

“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”

by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019