forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Park it off

To “park it off” is London slang for hiding drugs or weapons, from the police.

Nuff times I've had the cops force me to park it off

by #Zone2_Kwengface December 23, 2020

Fraizer Park

A shithole town with meth and heroine needles galore, great place for the entire family! I love the snow and the amazing drug deale- the great people and amazing views. Thank you kanye

I live in a town called fraizer park. Cunt.

by agog October 24, 2020

Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.

"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"

by Kidasha July 11, 2012

Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011