Rock stroker

Its where you and your mum touch eachother sexually.

Jack vm told his friends that he tried rock stroker last night.

by Daddylicker69 March 7, 2017

rock muncher

A term used to describe someone not all there who reminds you of a caveman.

Man, Craig's such a rock muncher!

by Coldhandluke August 28, 2017

rock pooling

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

the riddle of rocks

Lemon

Fool, it is simple. The answer to the riddle of rocks is Lemon.

by Thel 'Vadam June 11, 2018

Rock-starry

Coined by a 4 year old boy trying to talk his dad into a game and jumping in the pool after work. Dad was all tired and the boy said come on dad it will make you feel Rock-starry.

I am feeling all Rock-starry this morning.

by dougdod June 26, 2012

Rectum Rock

A rock... inside of a rectum. It is used to either describe a rock in the Anus or to be displeased with something.

"well I just avoided the rectum rock that is paypal support."

"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"

by sIurb May 13, 2021

rock goblin

A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore

You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.

by Schmitzshuttle September 30, 2016