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glock nine

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt
by not glock November 22, 2021
mugGet the glock ninemug.

weatherboard nine

Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s former deputy Prime Minister and former Leader of the National Party, spent his career fighting the weatherboard nine. These are the nine million Australians that live in old weatherboard houses that cost nothing 30 years ago but are now worth about $1 million.
I fought for the weatherboard nine.
by Peter_Dickerson May 7, 2018
mugGet the weatherboard ninemug.

Nine

An odd but good number
1. Can refer to an age
2. Can refer to a pussy that has 9 lives

3. The number of the devil/ lucifer
4. A number thats you can buy a gram of weed with
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
mugGet the Ninemug.

Sleepsty-Nine

Sleeping position similar to spooning, but in a 69 position where each person’s head rests atop the other’s knees.
Your breath smells worse than your farts, let’s sleepsty-nine.
by Trail5Crew March 7, 2022
mugGet the Sleepsty-Ninemug.

nine tailing

The act of shoving 9cocks up a vagina whilst screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”
Me and my group of friends started nine tailing this girl last night
by KamiLilBird February 12, 2018
mugGet the nine tailingmug.

Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.
Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.
by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019
mugGet the Dicksy Ninemug.

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
mugGet the Oh-Nine Factormug.

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