Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
by Hondipo January 24, 2019
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Devil's Balls

When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.
"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"

"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."
by tenkunsfw November 08, 2019
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Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.
A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.
by CreepyGlider February 09, 2021
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Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
by Archibald M.W. Pinchback February 19, 2012
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Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
by Scopey January 14, 2011
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fluxsys balls

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
by flardy December 01, 2019
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ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 11, 2010
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