The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.
I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!
by butterballs September 23, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scalemug. The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
Get the The Jam Scalemug. One would compare events in life to a certain biscuit which would be then rated by that individuals taste
by CollyMollinsfan October 18, 2021
Get the Biccy scalemug. The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015
Get the The 2-Scalemug. <.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>Motion Blur, Opacity, And Scale<.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>Motion Blur, Opacity, And Scale<.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>mug. The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
Get the Gerber scalemug. The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025
Get the Lahey Scalemug.