island holiday

A phrase to describe a mandated federal holiday that falls in the middle of a school week, effectively splitting it in half. It occurs very rarely, and can lead to strange bell schedules.

I showed up to school Thursday morning, but no one was there. I forgot it was an island holiday!

by kaelb November 8, 2010

Hawaiian Islands

When a person ejaculates on a lovers back leaving several blots of sperm in different areas s

I was hitting it from the back and gave her the “Hawaiian islands”

by GrizzleMatic October 22, 2020

Dump island

When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.

Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!

Bro: Did it poke out of the water?

Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!

Bro: Sweet.

by nastypoops123 December 31, 2011

reunion island

A speck of French dust lost in the Indian Ocean, Reunion Island is a land of blessing between its mixed population, religion and food. Filled with fantasy, dreams, hot people and luck.

1/ I just found the love of my life, so it didn't surprise me when I learned she was from reunion island.

2/ My friend invited me to new year's eve, the muslim new year's eve, the Chinese new year's eve and the Indian new year's eve. I had my doubt but I'm now sure he's from reunion island.

by Malborrio December 18, 2016

ferris island

Known by many fifth graders who use amplify science, On one side of the mountain shaped island it is green and wet and the other is basically a desert

Teacher: how is water vapor created?

*eyeroll*

The water vapor is created from Water!

*eyeroll*

Why is west Ferris getting more rain than east ferris?

*eyeroll*

This mayor of this tiny fake island Known as Ferris island needs 5th graders to help them figure out how water vapor is created, has anyone heard of google?

by Anonymous Old soul March 12, 2021

staten island

Manhattan's asshole

People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains

by Mr. LS June 20, 2008

long island

Where jews and guineas moved to get away from black people in NYC.

Here are some popular sayings from inhabitants of Long Island:

I don't know about you, but where I'm from...

Strong Island

Want to go tanning?

Check out my blow out!

Take me to Miami!

by capspac December 24, 2007