october 16

national give your best friend a blowjob day!

it’s october 16th so it’s not gay

by cumslutmarcus October 15, 2019

October Surprise

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

News from October 31: We found Osama!

... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.

by K Dawg Plus September 6, 2004

October 14

National no underwear day

No under wear on October 14

by Notchaseallen October 12, 2019

October 25th

National Suck Your Homies Dick Day! On this day , you are allowed to give a homie of your choice a blowjob in public! Have fun blowing off your best friends!

Dude, on October 25th, I’m slurping your cock

by CalebEatsAss October 23, 2019

October 8

It’s slap your tall friend day!

Tall Friend: Hey!
You: Its October 8
Tall Friend: i kno-
*slaps*

by aboutfall October 2, 2021

October 21

Slap your tallest best friend in the face day

I’m going to slap you
Tall best friend: no
It’s October 21
Tall best friend: fine ughh

by Jj Rowling October 19, 2019

october 21

october 21 is national slap a bitch day!! go up to that one person that needs a slap and slap them! you can do it and no one will get mad!

popular boy: oh i have to go slap that bitch
boys bsf: oh yea right it’s october 21!

by chloe danvers October 18, 2019