Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

Bunny Noodles

A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!

Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.

by Professor Leeroy November 26, 2013

noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003

catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...

I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off

by Tami August 25, 2005

chicken noodle

to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.

we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.

by sammer July 31, 2005

ramen noodle

A ramen noodle is a term for someone who is homosexual, likes the same sex or even someone who does not identify with “straight"or “heterosexual" anyone who is in the LGBT community can identify with ramen noodle.

i.e.That guy over there is a ramen noodle. Did you guys know that there is a ramen noodle in school. Ramen noodles are"gay".

by Ramen noodle for life March 21, 2017

The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

by LittleChingChong February 22, 2019