noob

A new player to an online activity or video game.
People think it is also spelled newb. It is not!

Example #1:
Alex: Dave, you suck at halo.
Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 17, 2005

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

Noob Sketch

A noob who only uses the cheapest way to win in a game or competition.

What the fuck, duel G-18's?

Noob Sketch!!!

by Spikesguitar2 November 10, 2010