Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.

John is a table muncher.

by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025

Queen muff muncher

Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died

Hey look its queen muff muncher.

by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022

pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

by starcell__ June 25, 2025

Jobby Muncher

Someone being annoying

Shut up dude, ya wee Jobby Muncher!

by Ming mong Mongo July 2, 2022

Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.

I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.

by Ppmsster May 30, 2022

dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis

hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher

by ginger donald December 2, 2017

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015