Liquid Ass

When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning

Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything

by A handlebar moustache July 5, 2020

Liquid Hungry

When you need to get more money but all of your money is in stocks, so you need to wait for the market to open to sell them and get money to spend on stuff

I need to buy Elden Ring Nightrein, but I have to wait for the stock market to open to get the money to buy it because my bank account is empty, I'm so liquid hungry right now

by ArvindS0508 June 6, 2025

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

liquid autism

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

by MaxPare July 12, 2017

Liquid Billionaire

Twink with a ass full of billionaire semen.

Gavin Mayo is a liquid billionaire, the seat of his pants is soaked with billionaire semen.

by Miserableloser February 27, 2025

liquid germaphobe

a liquid germaphobe is an individual in society that wants all liquids to be clean and away from bacteria. Liquid germaphobes fear sharing drink bottles and looking at liquids mixed together when they are not supposed to. Soggy food is also a fear liquid germaphobes have. Touching cold, liquidy, soggy things also are terrible for liquid germaphobes

hahahhaha ur acting like a liquid germaphobe when you don't touch soggy bread

by liquid germaphobe August 28, 2019