pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011

window licker

A People carrier, MPV

Vauxhall Zafira, Citroen Picasso, Ford Focus C max ETC are all examples of window licker buses with the window licker driving it usually with his/her ear stuck to the mobile phone, usually spotted driving in the middle lane. also found in carparks banging their doors against your car.

by Turbo5 July 24, 2008

One Piece Licker

An individual who recreationally follows stylishly one piece besuited skiers and borders, with the aim of licking the one piece. Undertaken by a group of friends a range of scoring systems can be utilised. Licking of children (under - 16s) is generally frowned upon by the licking community.
Also noted as a less successful urban sport.

Whoa! Radical! that one piece licker just scored a fluro stripe front lick!

by snowbum August 20, 2008

Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

by walrus1985 January 17, 2009

Double Nipple Licker

The process of bringing both nipples together as one. This can only be achieved by a very large breasted women.

When your womans breast are so big you can press both nipples together and lick or suck those babies at the same time. She loves it when I pull out those 36DDD and give her the Double Nipple Licker.

by flop dobbins June 23, 2014

Diego licker

one who licks my monkey lovin friend, Diego! MUNKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!

Diego is such a Diego licker.

by bran buster October 23, 2003