Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018

Lane

hottest man alive and holds world record for longest toy ;) 8----------------------------------------------------------------------------

lane is hot af

by Deezz_Nutz May 17, 2022

Will Lane

We have been watching and studying whales for over 4 decades now at Whale Watchers and we have now discovered the largest recorded whale which is known as 'Will Lane'. In our official studies, we will be referring to this large specimen as Will Lane to separate him from other whales as he is several times larger than the average whale. If we were to use words to describe Will Lane we would use big, large, meaty, fat, overweight, plump, heavy, morbidly obese, gross, chunky, chubby and to sum it all up 'comically large'. Will Lane has been spotted on the coasts of Brisbane in the Pacific Ocean.

1. 'Will Lane' is comically large.

2. This rare specimen is called 'Will Lane'

by OfficialWhaleWatchers November 4, 2020

Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.

Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”

by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023

Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023

Lane

Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.

But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.

Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.

If you have a Lane..DON'T LET HIM GO!

Lane is a keeper. Soul-Mate. Someones lover. Sweet talker and smile.
I am in love with Lane.

Lane Loves his girlfriend.

Lane working on his F-150 so that its ready for his birthday.

by NickA2007 June 29, 2022

Shickle lane

Deerless woods; woods without deer.

Moms house is uneventful hunting. It is shickle lane.

by Hunting 69 November 29, 2020